Hallo

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

pleatedjeans:

@rorynotroy

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

erin-elizabeth2015:

This will never not be funny

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

allantruong:

im very confused about my own look back video

tastefullyoffensive:

How October Jones Passes Time on the Train


Related: Subway Snapchat Art

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

tunnnelsnakesrule:

zombieinmybutt:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

jesscats:

josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom

actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson

So tell me, 

When did you graduate from Killjoke University?

2004 i was valedictorian